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The Poorly Mixed Tape

by TrpCrKng

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1.
Mr. Whiteman 00:57
My father taught me that the police can kill me without consequence So I've tried to be as polite as I can to Mr. Whiteman My father taught me that the police can kill me without consequence So I've tried to be as polite as I can to Mr. Whiteman Then, Abba told me that the unjust will receive their just punishments So I try to be as prepared as I can for Armageddon
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“I ain’t even, uh I ain’t even, uh uh I ain’t even listen to a word you said I ain’t even, uh I ain’t even, uh uh I ain’t even heard a word you said right now I ain’t, uh I ain’t even, uh uh I ain’t even listen to a word you said I ain’t even, uh I ain’t even, uh uh I ain’t even heard a word you said-” Just give me a chance to speak You don't even have to agree Na, you can just dance, if you want That's why I made this song. Lt. Dan, you have a little time to turn back Or you could just stay either way, while you decide, I’ma let the track play Now, if you say “nigga” then bounce real slow It's ok, just bounce real slow Don't move your hips just bounce real slow What are YOU doing!? Just bounce real slow Now move your hips and bounce real slow You can do it just bounce real slow Move your hips just bounce real slow I don't even know how you found this song, but Since you're here let's discuss something “Hold it steady, you’re already tryna touch buttons?” No, I wasn’t. But I love to run off my mouth, and you're about to hear me out See, I’d be illegal 60 years ago, colored people couldn’t have a seed with a non-colored “equal” At least not where I grew up But thankfully that all got stopped by the time I was born But I still felt the scorn of being half white in an all white norm If you're unfamiliar with being biracial, let me educate you: Half a nigger’s still a nigger to a bigot Don’t worry though, you’re probably not a bigot Probably never say “nigga” You’ve probably never benefited from a “system” Here we go using words like “system” and “systemic”, “Institutions”, ‘“excuse” you choose to use “nigga”’ I ain’t never say that I’m just saying that “black” isn’t- “NO, n-n-no, no, n-n-no no no, I ain’t even, nuh I ain’t even, uh uh I ain’t even listen to a word you said I ain’t even, uh I ain’t even, nuh uh I ain’t even heard a word you said right now I ain’t, nuh I ain’t even, nuh uh I ain’t even listen to a word you said I ain’t even, uh I ain’t even, uh uh I ain’t even heard a word you said- Just don't’ say “nigga” Do you know how much hurt that word has caused? The pain that it birthed us or The curses they cursed us with because our skin looked like dirt?” Well, sure, but dirt’s just another word for earth so… That premise is flawed And that’s just the way words work Each usage is formed by the uses before it. We use and reuse. Older forms get reformed by the group. Who are you or they to say that it can change one day and not the next 500 years? Don’t dictionary’s update one time every year? New word enter in, old terms get replaced, some lines disappear like- “Nuh, I ain’t even, uh uh I ain’t even listen to a word you said I ain’t even, uh I ain’t even, nuh uh I ain’t even heard a word you said right now I ain’t, uh I ain’t even, uh uh I ain’t even listen to a word you said I ain’t even, nuh I ain’t even, nuh uh I ain’t even heard a word you said-” Just give me a chance to speak You don't even have to agree Na, you can just dance, if you want That's why I made this song. Lt. Dan, you have a little time to turn back Or you could just stay either way, while you decide, I’ma let the track play “Wait, YOU AIN’T ANSWERS SWAY!” And I ain’t got the answers either yeezus JESUS: what is “is Lord” for a thousand Look, I found the answer! I’m so proud of me that how doubt would if be if Kanye ever quoted me? YO! That would be totally propylene, hopefully, I can set a goal that won’t exceed my reach. Overreach? Outreach. Southbeach! Yo, you think you better than me? Nuh, uh, but I can guarantee I more detail oriented I believe I’m for female-oriented You’d agree if you could see me orienting “what's that mean?” It means I stay on my knees, interceding for niggas Tryna plead for you niggas like, “please get these niggas home safe, Lord, do whatever it takes. If You got to break something, break something for them, take something from them, shake ‘em Change up the formula, replace the saves in their hard drives I’ve been in the archives Man, I’m only part white. I stay on that dark time, If the count is “three” then you know I’m startin’ on “five” Call time? Yall guys know I don’t usually get here on time. But that's alright, cause I’m part time, and the pay's good Man, you’re all nice. Why you tryna start fights? Don’t say “nigga”, just say “nigga” just say Just say “nigga”, Don't say “nigga” don’t say Don’t say “nigga”, just say “nigga” just say Just say “nigga”, Don't say “nigga” don’t say Don’t say “nigga”, just say “nigga” just say Just say “nigga”, Don't say “nigga” don’t say
3.
Are there stars where You are? I’ve only ever seen stars from afar. How long can foundations stand if they’re reliant on man? I’ll maybe only see eighty years of evidence. I thank God for all my parents did that’s representative of what I’ll have to do. Ancient Wisdom, take me with You when You come.
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(Iesous Kurios Iesous Kurios Iesous kurios) Just leveled up, Glazer Just leveled up, Ilana! Just leveled up, Glazer Just leveled up, Ilana! Just leveled up, Glazer Just leveled up, Ilana! Just leveled up, Glazer Just leveled up A man's just a man right? We can all agree that he can't fight urges in his pants when he pass by leggings Or any woman that wearing any clothing that's Clinging to the contours of her most wonderful place on earth, birth, jerk, twerk… And that's everything you're worth Where you going so fast? Why you looking so mad with a face like that? And a waist like that, you're too beautiful to frown I'ma follow you around Somebody can't take a compliment Honestly, I'm not tryna bother you I'm just tryna honor and I'm calling “it” more than it is Cause I am and it is Pastor says that a woman's not a man she's a rib with a womb Not a whom, you're a what Bend it over lift it up, let me see God only made you so He could bless me with a peak and a seed and miscellaneous things that I need and if you disagree, like if you really disagree… (Please say you disagree) Tell me that Your princess is in another castle, bro Sorry, Mario, But you can keep on looking Your princess is in another castle, bro No means no, don't means don't Chuh, get it, chuh, Carter Let me tell you bout Ilana Glazer… First and foremost, I'm a total fan She's also a crush that I want so much that I blush just thinking of holding hands Yup, I got it bad But I ain't tryna make her mine And I ain't tryna waste her time But I am bout to take her line: “I'm gettin’ big balls of mozzarella today” Broad City’s just smarter and prettier and funnier and wittier than me +1 to ENVY and JEALOUSY Generally, Jewish chicks are out of my league Not one’s ever spared me a glance, never given me a chance I'd be up the wrong tree, Ilana! And I respect that, learned to expect that Try to accept that she doesn't need me staring at her cracks and her crevices But I'll still steal if she's negligent Monitor her pants and her back when she's bending it Please, forgive me, I'm more perverted than I seem And I'm most perverted in my dreams But they rarely burden her I'm fairly certain your Princess is in another castle, bro Sorry Mario But you can keep on looking Your princess is in another castle, bro No means no, don't means don't Chuh, get it, chuh, Carter Just leveled up like yup, yas kween Just leveled up, she just leveled up, we Just leveled up like yup, yas kween Just leveled up, I just leveled up like Just leveled up like yup, yas kween Just leveled up, we just leveled she Just leveled up like yup, Ilana! Just leveled up, Glazer Just leveled up like yup, yas kween Just leveled up, she just leveled up, we Just leveled up like yup, yas kween Just leveled up, I just leveled up like Just leveled up like yup, yas kween Just leveled up like yup, Ilana! Just leveled up, Glazer And she just doesn't need a, doesn't need a prince And that's it. But you're a dick and you wanna get it in I get it You wanna get your rocks off in her box then keep rocking till you get soft while you're still in it I'm with it But she has to be that too And she isn't She doesn't need to hear your opinion of her face and her waist and her legs just walking past you That's rude And the snakes should repent of their ways Or prepare to partake in the judgment, Placed with the goats in the lake of destruction With satan and Angels who tasted corruption To drink of the cup of the full strength wrath of the ancient of days wait, what was I saying? blazes of flames?.. Oh yeah, let's get money off of your stuff Let ‘em look, let ‘em lust, let ‘em bust Let's get money off of your stuff Just let ‘em look, let ‘em lust, let ‘em bust Let's get money off of your stuff I don't know why you do, but you does Now dance while I wrap this up Let's give high school kids something that can jack off to Cause Lord knows high school kids have a lack of things to jack off to It's my responsibility to make sure my grandkids still have things that they can jack off to And that's you, that's you, that's you I mean, what else could you… do? That's you, that's you, thank you I mean, what else could you..? But leveled up like yup, yas kween Just leveled up, like just leveled up, I Just leveled up like yup, yas kween Just leveled up like yup, ILANA! Just leveled up like yup, yas kween Just leveled up, she just leveled up, we Just leveled up like yup, yas kween Just leveled up, we just leveled up, see There is no Jew nor Greek, No slave nor free, There's no male, no female, no matrimony No ones given in marriage Our cares over there will be far from here Can't we all just sing songs right here? Can't we all just sing songs for a moment?
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I’ma make a Drake song It might not be a great song But then I’ma make a Drake album And learn how to take songs from whoever the greats are, Bake them a cake or Invite them to stay for a while, I’ll pay for their style Say, “Dark wings, Dark words, Light wings, Light skin Black dad, White women in him He’s so mixed, kid, this kid thinks it’s George RR Martin Luther King day” Oh George, are you writing, like, every day or Are you stallin’ on release dates? O LORD, guide his hands, don’t let the ink stray from Yours Our Martin Luther King Day, oh George RR Martin Luther King Day, oh George... R Martin Luther King Day, oh George RR Martin Luther King- Find me a drugstore, please I ain’t mad at a drug dealer Man, I need a drug dealer when they’re sellin’ drugs I need You call a pharmacist, they call a doctor, and I call the God who gave both their technology You call false gods, I see, it’s all in prophecy Only one Spirit delivers, the others flee O brother, we need brotherly… From time to time, I’m utterly not what me brother’s need And don’t get me started on sisters, please My only sister, she hardly acknowledge me And we must’ve learned it from somewhere But I learned something better Cause I heard Word, and I learned faith, and I don’t think that there’s someone better Than a God who made it and died for it And that might owr you, or that might bore you But if that offends you, then I’d beware what you do And I don’t care what you do But I highly care what you choose And I only kinda care what you prove Ashkenazi Jew, Israeli, Hebrew, Agnostic, Catholic, Ralorist, and George RR Martin Luther King Day Oh George, are you writing, like every day, or Are you stallin’ on release dates? O LORD, guide his hands, don’t let the ink stray from Yours Our Martin Luther King Day, oh George RR Martin Luther King Day, oh George... R Martin Luther King Day, oh George RR Martin Luther King Look, mom, I made a Drake song… It’s got a worse sound, but the verse better Cause I’ve heard Drake, and I’ve heard better And I love Drake, I think he’s clever He might be one of the greats Now, maybe I’m fake or maybe I’m Ye But Eminem taught me to temper the space between every word Ephesians taught me the word is a sword LORD, sharpen it for us and don’t let it hurt us except to cut for us our burdens The overencumbered among us support us, of course Of course, sub umbra we flourish I’m a little Belizean, with a simple belief in an invincible Jesus With the physical features of a sinner, but He finna throw a spiritual beating on a literal demon, Like… Death to His enemies, life to the dead He revives them again and revises their sins so they’re friends Come again? Yes, He will, like the winter in Westeros Here goes a blessing for George RR Martin Luther King Day: Oh George, may you find contentment each day and more, May you write whatever need say Oh LORD, guide his hands to a release date on George... R Martin Luther King Day, oh George RR Martin Luther King Day, oh George... R Martin Luther King Day, oh George RR Martin Luther King, Look, mom, I made a Drake song...
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Zappidy, you can Scooby Doo, I Daphne Actually, I’m more like a pup, just not quite Scrappy D That was kinda dope, can you grab a pad for me? No, actually, can you grab a half for me? Yo, that would be awesome… Uncle Sam’s humping godsons No exaggeration, it’s a problem, problem He ain’t even get ‘em all, He on some: “Hmm, no emancipation for the dark ones.” Na, son. Under educate ‘em and incarce’ ‘em Lock ‘em up and keep them there until the cops come Caught some tryna get away and so we shot some, GOT ONE AWW FUN, yeah man it’s all fun Aww shucks, we ain’t playin’ ya’ll but, I’m mean, yeah ok, you got us But we’d be singing different songs if you came here without guns “Ahem, those were fathers, not sons. We are not our parents.” But genetically we are though Also, I mean, technically we are though Wait… can’t we both agree that we are, that we are though? Can we at least agree that we are? Why can’t we all agree that we are, that we are though? Can we at least agree that we are? Why can’t we both accept that we are, that we are though? Can we at least agree that we are? Can we at least admit that we are, that we are though? Can we at least agree that we are? Can we at least agree that… That’s blasphemy! Umm, that not what that word means “I don’t want to hear it, man I had enough of your church thing” Had enough of your works thing Had enough of this whole thing The first want to be last so bad go’on and let the last be first then I don’t know what that verse mean I don’t know what TrpCrKng means But I can kinda exegete and you don’t know who you’re quoting You don’t even know who wrote these You don’t know who you’re serving But I know we know enough to know that we ain’t certain, so… I mean can’t just accept that we don’t know, we don’t know? Can at least agree that we don’t? Why can’t we both agree that we don’t know? Can we at least agree that we’re searching? You can Scooby Doo, I Daphne Definitely has to be Daphne You can Scooby Doo, I Daphne Definitely has to be Daphne You can Scooby Doo, I Daphne Definitely has to be Daphne You do what you do, but my family stays right here with my family’s Family He is the image of The invisible God All things were created by Him And for Him And in Him, aaa-all things will consist Let all the angels of God worship Him He is the way I followed as a kid But i-is the way that we went the way that I'm still headed in? Is this the way? Was it ever here? Is it anywhere? Give us the way Lord You’ve seeking crowns tryna find a king But you found your own way Now you reaching ‘round tryna find the keys But you can’t drive, and you can’t see Man, you can’t fly You just hanging down, tryna hide the strings You’s a bad liar, You’s a bad liar, You’s a bad liar And it’s about time that I start talking ‘bout things that you know And stop talking ‘bout things that you don’t You don’t want to hear elaborate words You just want to hear me say where I’m from… Man, I’m from Ogden, I’m not very ready to fight Yeah, it’s not that often that I’ve got into altercations Except with my father, who taught me to be very cautious My mom also taught me it’s very important to break all my tasks into simpler(?) portions From South O to Idaho, Roy to West Jordan I’m so O for sho’ though You want a ‘64 on them low pros? I want a snowboard with a go pro and a mixed girl when I go home And if it snows when I get home, we’ll rent boards and we’ll both go If it don’t snow then we won’t go, we’ll just sit home and make Cocoa Sidebar: You guys like Kanye West? I do, he’s up there after Coheed and Cambria, Paramore, and the sounds of laughter, Earth, Wind, &Fire, Anamanaguchi, mewithoutYou… Man, I’ve been listening to Alt-J, All Day And a bunch of stuff by Chance the Rapper, his old stuff sounds like Eminem We both studied Marshall Mathers… Back to… whatever I was saying, I don’t really remember whatever I was saying, though can’t we all just dance for a moment, a moment Yo can’t we all just dance for a moment Why can’t He make us laugh for a moment, a moment Like, can’t He make us laugh for a moment That’s all we really have is a moment, I hope that you Hope you understand we don’t own it Yeah, I hope you understand that you owe it, you owe it to… Hope you understand we don’t own it Yeah, I hope you understand that you owe it, you owe it to… Hope you understand that you...
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Abba, give me patience, patience I’m waiting in the basement, the basement Got my drum set there, It’s vacant, I don't’ play it When we move, we ain’t goin’ take it, It can’t fit I’ma put it up on craigslist, I’m fakin’ I ain’t never go on craigslist, I can’t just put it up and hope a payment gets placed in my account It’s complicated, it makes me anxious Now I’m, now I’m, now I’m anxious, I’m anxious Oh, you're anxious too, well great then, I guess we’re anxious Why you acting like you basic? You know I’m basic too, but you don’t have to say it, that’s really basic Maybe you should get a blanket, call it a day then… We can have a conversation, a little later We can’t have no conversation while you’re on HATER MODE We should take a break or… wait for it… You know where it’s going You know that it’s crumbling You know that’s it’s going, down. You know that it’s crumbling You know where it’s going, down You know that it’s crumbling You know where it’s going, down You know that it’s… Lord, You cleansed and we’re still sinning We’re still in it I don’t really want to deal with it, I don’t deal with it Tell the waiter when the meals out, bring the bill with it When it gets here they like, “We’ll split it” I’m like, “We’ll split it? Listen, I ain’t got it, He’ll get it” Yeah, He’ll get it If He doesn’t then I guess I ain’t got no meal ticket I ain’t eating but I’ll still roll to keep the wheels spinnin’ Don’t you ever want to feel different, I don’t feel different I don’t really, I don’t feel different Are you feelin’ it? Yeah, I kinda feel it Well, praise the LORD in His Spirit In Truth we worship You, LORD, ‘cause You’re so different You’re set apart, You’re Holy, only You can go in it Go with us, give us everything that only You are You are, You are, You are, You are, You are, only You are You are, You are, You are, only You are You are, You are, You are, You are, only You are You are, You are, You are, You are, only You are You are, You are, You are, You are, only You are You are, You are, You are, only You are You are, You are, You are, You are, only You are You are, You are, You are, You are, only You are You are, You are, You are, only You are You are, You are, You are, only You are You are, You are, You are, only You are

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released January 31, 2018

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What strange rains came bringing gifts of breath and wind to this place? They will fall again. The outpouring will reveal mysteries dreamed in secret. Kohen often dreams dreams, among other things. Hear now his early dreams and visions in song...

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