1. |
Mr. Whiteman
00:57
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My father taught me that the police can kill me without consequence
So I've tried to be as polite as I can to Mr. Whiteman
My father taught me that the police can kill me without consequence
So I've tried to be as polite as I can to Mr. Whiteman
Then, Abba told me that the unjust will receive their just punishments
So I try to be as prepared as I can for Armageddon
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2. |
Lieut-Tenant Dan
04:26
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“I ain’t even, uh
I ain’t even, uh uh
I ain’t even listen to a word you said
I ain’t even, uh
I ain’t even, uh uh
I ain’t even heard a word you said right now
I ain’t, uh
I ain’t even, uh uh
I ain’t even listen to a word you said
I ain’t even, uh
I ain’t even, uh uh
I ain’t even heard a word you said-”
Just give me a chance to speak
You don't even have to agree
Na, you can just dance, if you want
That's why I made this song.
Lt. Dan, you have a little time to turn back
Or you could just stay
either way, while you decide, I’ma let the track play
Now, if you say “nigga” then bounce real slow
It's ok, just bounce real slow
Don't move your hips just bounce real slow
What are YOU doing!? Just bounce real slow
Now move your hips and bounce real slow
You can do it just bounce real slow
Move your hips just bounce real slow
I don't even know how you found this song, but
Since you're here let's discuss something
“Hold it steady, you’re already tryna touch buttons?”
No, I wasn’t.
But I love to run off my mouth, and you're about to hear me out
See, I’d be illegal 60 years ago, colored people couldn’t have a seed with a non-colored “equal”
At least not where I grew up
But thankfully that all got stopped by the time I was born
But I still felt the scorn of being half white in an all white norm
If you're unfamiliar with being biracial, let me educate you:
Half a nigger’s still a nigger to a bigot
Don’t worry though, you’re probably not a bigot
Probably never say “nigga”
You’ve probably never benefited from a “system”
Here we go using words like “system” and “systemic”,
“Institutions”, ‘“excuse” you choose to use “nigga”’
I ain’t never say that
I’m just saying that “black” isn’t-
“NO, n-n-no, no, n-n-no no no, I ain’t even, nuh
I ain’t even, uh uh
I ain’t even listen to a word you said
I ain’t even, uh
I ain’t even, nuh uh
I ain’t even heard a word you said right now
I ain’t, nuh
I ain’t even, nuh uh
I ain’t even listen to a word you said
I ain’t even, uh
I ain’t even, uh uh
I ain’t even heard a word you said-
Just don't’ say “nigga”
Do you know how much hurt that word has caused?
The pain that it birthed us or
The curses they cursed us with because our skin looked like dirt?”
Well, sure, but dirt’s just another word for earth so…
That premise is flawed
And that’s just the way words work
Each usage is formed by the uses before it.
We use and reuse. Older forms get reformed by the group.
Who are you or they to say that it can change one day and not the next 500 years?
Don’t dictionary’s update one time every year?
New word enter in, old terms get replaced, some lines disappear like-
“Nuh, I ain’t even, uh uh
I ain’t even listen to a word you said
I ain’t even, uh
I ain’t even, nuh uh
I ain’t even heard a word you said right now
I ain’t, uh
I ain’t even, uh uh
I ain’t even listen to a word you said
I ain’t even, nuh
I ain’t even, nuh uh
I ain’t even heard a word you said-”
Just give me a chance to speak
You don't even have to agree
Na, you can just dance, if you want
That's why I made this song.
Lt. Dan, you have a little time to turn back
Or you could just stay
either way, while you decide, I’ma let the track play
“Wait, YOU AIN’T ANSWERS SWAY!”
And I ain’t got the answers either yeezus
JESUS: what is “is Lord” for a thousand
Look, I found the answer!
I’m so proud of me that how doubt would if be if Kanye ever quoted me?
YO! That would be totally propylene,
hopefully, I can set a goal that won’t exceed my reach.
Overreach? Outreach. Southbeach! Yo, you think you better than me?
Nuh, uh, but I can guarantee I more detail oriented
I believe I’m for female-oriented
You’d agree if you could see me orienting
“what's that mean?”
It means I stay on my knees, interceding for niggas
Tryna plead for you niggas like, “please get these niggas home safe, Lord, do whatever it takes.
If You got to break something, break something for them, take something from them, shake ‘em
Change up the formula, replace the saves in their hard drives
I’ve been in the archives
Man, I’m only part white.
I stay on that dark time,
If the count is “three” then you know I’m startin’ on “five”
Call time? Yall guys know I don’t usually get here on time.
But that's alright, cause I’m part time, and the pay's good
Man, you’re all nice. Why you tryna start fights?
Don’t say “nigga”, just say “nigga” just say
Just say “nigga”, Don't say “nigga” don’t say
Don’t say “nigga”, just say “nigga” just say
Just say “nigga”, Don't say “nigga” don’t say
Don’t say “nigga”, just say “nigga” just say
Just say “nigga”, Don't say “nigga” don’t say
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3. |
Ancient Wisdom
01:06
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Are there stars where You are?
I’ve only ever seen stars from afar.
How long can foundations stand if they’re reliant on man?
I’ll maybe only see eighty years of evidence.
I thank God for all my parents did that’s representative of what I’ll have to do.
Ancient Wisdom, take me with You when You come.
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4. |
PeggaSues (Ilana Glazer)
05:50
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(Iesous Kurios Iesous Kurios Iesous kurios)
Just leveled up, Glazer
Just leveled up, Ilana!
Just leveled up, Glazer
Just leveled up, Ilana!
Just leveled up, Glazer
Just leveled up, Ilana!
Just leveled up, Glazer
Just leveled up
A man's just a man right?
We can all agree that he can't fight urges in his pants when he pass by leggings
Or any woman that wearing any clothing that's
Clinging to the contours of her most wonderful place on earth, birth, jerk, twerk…
And that's everything you're worth
Where you going so fast?
Why you looking so mad with a face like that?
And a waist like that, you're too beautiful to frown
I'ma follow you around
Somebody can't take a compliment
Honestly, I'm not tryna bother you
I'm just tryna honor and I'm calling “it” more than it is
Cause I am and it is
Pastor says that a woman's not a man she's a rib with a womb
Not a whom, you're a what
Bend it over lift it up, let me see
God only made you so He could bless me with a peak and a seed and miscellaneous things that I need and if you disagree, like if you really disagree…
(Please say you disagree)
Tell me that
Your princess is in another castle, bro
Sorry, Mario,
But you can keep on looking
Your princess is in another castle, bro
No means no, don't means don't
Chuh, get it, chuh, Carter
Let me tell you bout Ilana Glazer…
First and foremost, I'm a total fan
She's also a crush that I want so much that I blush just thinking of holding hands
Yup, I got it bad
But I ain't tryna make her mine
And I ain't tryna waste her time
But I am bout to take her line:
“I'm gettin’ big balls of mozzarella today”
Broad City’s just smarter and prettier and funnier and wittier than me
+1 to ENVY and JEALOUSY
Generally, Jewish chicks are out of my league
Not one’s ever spared me a glance, never given me a chance
I'd be up the wrong tree, Ilana!
And I respect that, learned to expect that
Try to accept that she doesn't need me staring at her cracks and her crevices
But I'll still steal if she's negligent
Monitor her pants and her back when she's bending it
Please, forgive me, I'm more perverted than I seem
And I'm most perverted in my dreams
But they rarely burden her
I'm fairly certain your
Princess is in another castle, bro
Sorry Mario
But you can keep on looking
Your princess is in another castle, bro
No means no, don't means don't
Chuh, get it, chuh, Carter
Just leveled up like yup, yas kween
Just leveled up, she just leveled up, we
Just leveled up like yup, yas kween
Just leveled up, I just leveled up like
Just leveled up like yup, yas kween
Just leveled up, we just leveled she
Just leveled up like yup, Ilana!
Just leveled up, Glazer
Just leveled up like yup, yas kween
Just leveled up, she just leveled up, we
Just leveled up like yup, yas kween
Just leveled up, I just leveled up like
Just leveled up like yup, yas kween
Just leveled up like yup, Ilana!
Just leveled up, Glazer
And she just doesn't need a, doesn't need a prince
And that's it.
But you're a dick and you wanna get it in
I get it
You wanna get your rocks off in her box then keep rocking till you get soft while you're still in it
I'm with it
But she has to be that too
And she isn't
She doesn't need to hear your opinion of her face and her waist and her legs just walking past you
That's rude
And the snakes should repent of their ways
Or prepare to partake in the judgment,
Placed with the goats in the lake of destruction
With satan and Angels who tasted corruption
To drink of the cup of the full strength wrath of the ancient of days
wait, what was I saying? blazes of flames?..
Oh yeah, let's get money off of your stuff
Let ‘em look, let ‘em lust, let ‘em bust
Let's get money off of your stuff
Just let ‘em look, let ‘em lust, let ‘em bust
Let's get money off of your stuff
I don't know why you do, but you does
Now dance while I wrap this up
Let's give high school kids something that can jack off to
Cause Lord knows high school kids have a lack of things to jack off to
It's my responsibility to make sure my grandkids still have things that they can jack off to
And that's you, that's you, that's you
I mean, what else could you… do?
That's you, that's you, thank you
I mean, what else could you..?
But leveled up like yup, yas kween
Just leveled up, like just leveled up, I
Just leveled up like yup, yas kween
Just leveled up like yup, ILANA!
Just leveled up like yup, yas kween
Just leveled up, she just leveled up, we
Just leveled up like yup, yas kween
Just leveled up, we just leveled up, see
There is no Jew nor Greek,
No slave nor free,
There's no male, no female, no matrimony
No ones given in marriage
Our cares over there will be far from here
Can't we all just sing songs right here?
Can't we all just sing songs for a moment?
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I’ma make a Drake song
It might not be a great song
But then I’ma make a Drake album
And learn how to take songs from whoever the greats are,
Bake them a cake or
Invite them to stay for a while, I’ll pay for their style
Say, “Dark wings, Dark words, Light wings, Light skin
Black dad, White women in him
He’s so mixed, kid, this kid thinks it’s George RR Martin Luther King day”
Oh George, are you writing, like, every day or
Are you stallin’ on release dates?
O LORD, guide his hands, don’t let the ink stray from Yours
Our Martin Luther King Day, oh
George RR Martin Luther King Day, oh
George... R Martin Luther King Day, oh
George RR Martin Luther King-
Find me a drugstore, please
I ain’t mad at a drug dealer
Man, I need a drug dealer when they’re sellin’ drugs I need
You call a pharmacist, they call a doctor, and I call the God who gave both their technology
You call false gods, I see, it’s all in prophecy
Only one Spirit delivers, the others flee
O brother, we need brotherly…
From time to time, I’m utterly not what me brother’s need
And don’t get me started on sisters, please
My only sister, she hardly acknowledge me
And we must’ve learned it from somewhere
But I learned something better
Cause I heard Word, and I learned faith, and I don’t think that there’s someone better
Than a God who made it and died for it
And that might owr you, or that might bore you
But if that offends you, then I’d beware what you do
And I don’t care what you do
But I highly care what you choose
And I only kinda care what you prove
Ashkenazi Jew, Israeli, Hebrew, Agnostic, Catholic, Ralorist,
and George RR Martin Luther King Day
Oh George, are you writing, like every day, or
Are you stallin’ on release dates?
O LORD, guide his hands, don’t let the ink stray from Yours
Our Martin Luther King Day, oh
George RR Martin Luther King Day, oh
George... R Martin Luther King Day, oh
George RR Martin Luther King
Look, mom, I made a Drake song…
It’s got a worse sound, but the verse better
Cause I’ve heard Drake, and I’ve heard better
And I love Drake, I think he’s clever
He might be one of the greats
Now, maybe I’m fake or maybe I’m Ye
But Eminem taught me to temper the space between every word
Ephesians taught me the word is a sword
LORD, sharpen it for us and don’t let it hurt us except to cut for us our burdens
The overencumbered among us support us, of course
Of course, sub umbra we flourish
I’m a little Belizean, with a simple belief in an invincible Jesus
With the physical features of a sinner, but He finna throw a spiritual beating on a literal demon,
Like… Death to His enemies, life to the dead
He revives them again and revises their sins so they’re friends
Come again? Yes, He will, like the winter in Westeros
Here goes a blessing for George RR Martin Luther King Day:
Oh George, may you find contentment each day and more,
May you write whatever need say
Oh LORD, guide his hands to a release date on
George... R Martin Luther King Day, oh
George RR Martin Luther King Day, oh
George... R Martin Luther King Day, oh
George RR Martin Luther King, Look, mom, I made a Drake song...
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6. |
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Zappidy, you can Scooby Doo, I Daphne
Actually, I’m more like a pup, just not quite Scrappy D
That was kinda dope, can you grab a pad for me?
No, actually, can you grab a half for me?
Yo, that would be awesome…
Uncle Sam’s humping godsons
No exaggeration, it’s a problem, problem
He ain’t even get ‘em all, He on some:
“Hmm, no emancipation for the dark ones.”
Na, son. Under educate ‘em and incarce’ ‘em
Lock ‘em up and keep them there until the cops come
Caught some tryna get away and so we shot some, GOT ONE
AWW FUN, yeah man it’s all fun
Aww shucks, we ain’t playin’ ya’ll but,
I’m mean, yeah ok, you got us
But we’d be singing different songs if you came here without guns
“Ahem, those were fathers, not sons. We are not our parents.”
But genetically we are though
Also, I mean, technically we are though
Wait… can’t we both agree that we are, that we are though?
Can we at least agree that we are?
Why can’t we all agree that we are, that we are though?
Can we at least agree that we are?
Why can’t we both accept that we are, that we are though?
Can we at least agree that we are?
Can we at least admit that we are, that we are though?
Can we at least agree that we are?
Can we at least agree that…
That’s blasphemy!
Umm, that not what that word means
“I don’t want to hear it, man
I had enough of your church thing”
Had enough of your works thing
Had enough of this whole thing
The first want to be last so bad go’on and let the last be first then
I don’t know what that verse mean
I don’t know what TrpCrKng means
But I can kinda exegete and you don’t know who you’re quoting
You don’t even know who wrote these
You don’t know who you’re serving
But I know we know enough to know that we ain’t certain, so…
I mean can’t just accept that we don’t know, we don’t know?
Can at least agree that we don’t?
Why can’t we both agree that we don’t know?
Can we at least agree that we’re searching?
You can Scooby Doo, I Daphne
Definitely has to be Daphne
You can Scooby Doo, I Daphne
Definitely has to be Daphne
You can Scooby Doo, I Daphne
Definitely has to be Daphne
You do what you do, but my family stays right here with my family’s Family
He is the image of
The invisible God
All things were created by Him
And for Him
And in Him, aaa-all things will consist
Let all the angels of God worship Him
He is the way I followed as a kid
But i-is the way that we went
the way that I'm still headed in?
Is this the way? Was it ever here?
Is it anywhere? Give us the way Lord
You’ve seeking crowns tryna find a king
But you found your own way
Now you reaching ‘round tryna find the keys
But you can’t drive, and you can’t see
Man, you can’t fly
You just hanging down, tryna hide the strings
You’s a bad liar, You’s a bad liar, You’s a bad liar
And it’s about time that I start talking ‘bout things that you know
And stop talking ‘bout things that you don’t
You don’t want to hear elaborate words
You just want to hear me say where I’m from…
Man, I’m from Ogden, I’m not very ready to fight
Yeah, it’s not that often that I’ve got into altercations
Except with my father, who taught me to be very cautious
My mom also taught me it’s very important to break all my tasks into simpler(?) portions
From South O to Idaho, Roy to West Jordan
I’m so O for sho’ though
You want a ‘64 on them low pros?
I want a snowboard with a go pro and a mixed girl when I go home
And if it snows when I get home, we’ll rent boards and we’ll both go
If it don’t snow then we won’t go, we’ll just sit home and make Cocoa
Sidebar: You guys like Kanye West?
I do, he’s up there after Coheed and Cambria, Paramore, and the sounds of laughter,
Earth, Wind, &Fire, Anamanaguchi, mewithoutYou…
Man, I’ve been listening to Alt-J, All Day
And a bunch of stuff by Chance the Rapper, his old stuff sounds like Eminem
We both studied Marshall Mathers…
Back to… whatever I was saying,
I don’t really remember whatever I was saying, though
can’t we all just dance for a moment, a moment
Yo can’t we all just dance for a moment
Why can’t He make us laugh for a moment, a moment
Like, can’t He make us laugh for a moment
That’s all we really have is a moment, I hope that you
Hope you understand we don’t own it
Yeah, I hope you understand that you owe it, you owe it to…
Hope you understand we don’t own it
Yeah, I hope you understand that you owe it, you owe it to…
Hope you understand that you...
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7. |
W'rntthmnchrctrs
03:29
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Abba, give me patience, patience
I’m waiting in the basement, the basement
Got my drum set there, It’s vacant, I don't’ play it
When we move, we ain’t goin’ take it, It can’t fit
I’ma put it up on craigslist, I’m fakin’
I ain’t never go on craigslist, I can’t just put it up and hope a payment gets placed in my account
It’s complicated, it makes me anxious
Now I’m, now I’m, now I’m anxious, I’m anxious
Oh, you're anxious too, well great then, I guess we’re anxious
Why you acting like you basic?
You know I’m basic too, but you don’t have to say it, that’s really basic
Maybe you should get a blanket, call it a day then…
We can have a conversation, a little later
We can’t have no conversation while you’re on HATER MODE
We should take a break or… wait for it…
You know where it’s going
You know that it’s crumbling
You know that’s it’s going, down.
You know that it’s crumbling
You know where it’s going, down
You know that it’s crumbling
You know where it’s going, down
You know that it’s…
Lord, You cleansed and we’re still sinning
We’re still in it
I don’t really want to deal with it, I don’t deal with it
Tell the waiter when the meals out, bring the bill with it
When it gets here they like, “We’ll split it”
I’m like, “We’ll split it? Listen, I ain’t got it, He’ll get it”
Yeah, He’ll get it
If He doesn’t then I guess I ain’t got no meal ticket
I ain’t eating but I’ll still roll to keep the wheels spinnin’
Don’t you ever want to feel different, I don’t feel different
I don’t really, I don’t feel different
Are you feelin’ it?
Yeah, I kinda feel it
Well, praise the LORD in His Spirit
In Truth we worship You, LORD, ‘cause You’re so different
You’re set apart, You’re Holy, only You can go in it
Go with us, give us everything that only You are
You are, You are, You are, You are, You are, only You are
You are, You are, You are, only You are
You are, You are, You are, You are, only You are
You are, You are, You are, You are, only You are
You are, You are, You are, You are, only You are
You are, You are, You are, only You are
You are, You are, You are, You are, only You are
You are, You are, You are, You are, only You are
You are, You are, You are, only You are
You are, You are, You are, only You are
You are, You are, You are, only You are
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What strange rains came bringing gifts of breath and wind to this place? They will fall again. The outpouring will reveal mysteries dreamed in secret. Kohen often dreams dreams, among other things. Hear now his early dreams and visions in song...
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